Monkey Monday!

Today's monkey is Mrs. Claus, from the North Pole:

DWM with Santa Claus cordiality & humor sought by Santa Clausette. Must be able to fit down a normal-sized chimney. Sense of adventure important, as is zest for life. Partnership sought for those stressful holidays.

Do you know a Santa who might become Mrs. Claus's special someone? If so, please contact the Frank J. Fan Club with details, and we'll arrange a special fun-filled evening for the happy couple!

Posted by Victor at April 5, 2004 02:50 PM