Yes, because having a snarky fan club would really hurt.

You will follow me into hell barefoot if I ask it of you!

Damn straight!

But, you first, Frank. :)

But the monsterously, brilliantly, undubplicably funny Frnak did not "attack" this humor-challenged Simon organism. The Great One merely pointed out the poor wretch's lack of anything remotely resembling a sense of humor, and we minions flew forth to execute our cheerfully-shouldered burden of wreaking HAVOC on all monkey-lovers.

Muhahaha!!

(Ok, Frank, I'm done. Do I get a T-shirt?)

I am calling for more kangaroo pictures to be posted on this blog in response to the vicious Frank J attack on a munuvian who actually does have a blog that no one has taken away from him as of yet, whereas yours truly has nowhere to post all of his lovely kangaroo pictures since some strange guy kicked him out. I am really tired of having to hop around here and there, living in people comments and such, so I think I need to just stay here from now on. Help me folks and post up some pics of my friends, OK?

Frank doesn't scare me as long as Munu's behind me. Ummm, is there anyone behind me?

Jen - I'm sorry you got dragged into this. I'm sure in the end Frank will agree that I'm right and he's not. He seems humble like that. Besides, monkeys are no match for our hamster army. They're ready, right Pixy?

The hamsters are breeding as fast as they can, Simon. Fortunately, that's pretty damn fast, particularly with the help of Victor's stash of hamster porn.

Actually, it's rat and guinea pig porn, but hamsters are stupid that way.

Touche, Simon. You've bested my nipple post. I bow to your superior inanity.

;-)