April 30, 2004
Caption Contest
For lack of material, let's have a Caption Contest!
Leave your caption in the comments and I'll pick a winner designate a judge Monday.
***Caption Contest Closed. The Judge has made his decision.
Posted by Jennifer at April 30, 2004 04:48 PMAlright, Frank!
Apologize to Michael Moore or Chomps gets it!
Posted by: El Jefe at April 30, 2004 05:15 PMThat love which dare not speak its name
Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 30, 2004 05:18 PMHeh. I'm not even going to try and compete with that, Dave. Good one.
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"That's OK puppy, not everyone can be a democrat like me."
OR
"If this hippy doesn't let go of me I am going to rip his peace loving face off!"
Except for this: Ee! Ee! I have him Glen! Bring the blender! Ee! Ee!
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You haven't had lovin'
Til you've had
Wild Freaky Monkey Lovin'!
"Dispute over Iraq war turns violent..."
..."And the camera to capture Glenn's expression is hidden here..."
Mrs. Simi Ann was unprepared for the day that Cain Ine's biological mother came to reclaim him.
(nope, can't beat Dave)
Posted by: Cap'n Yoaz at April 30, 2004 06:00 PMJohn Kerry embraces his wife, ketchup heiress Teresa Heinz.
Posted by: Miranda at April 30, 2004 06:00 PM"I'm Your Father Luke"
Posted by: Robert at April 30, 2004 06:03 PM"Nice tits."
Posted by: Powder Puff at April 30, 2004 06:13 PM"I can't hold him forever, Glenn! Get that blender plugged in!!"
Posted by: Puddle Pirate at April 30, 2004 06:13 PMA tennessean tree monkey prepares his masters dinner.
Posted by: jason at April 30, 2004 06:19 PM"Sign zee papers, Fido."
Posted by: Lord Worfin at April 30, 2004 06:26 PM"It's ok Bobby, they know that Kerry is a crappy candidate too, and we will have Dean back soon, just hang in there little buddy"
Posted by: Conservative_D at April 30, 2004 06:26 PMREUTERS-- Insurgent monkey demands the immediate withdrawal of all puppies from Iraq.
Posted by: Ty Erd at April 30, 2004 06:27 PM"Now Glenn is having his simian minions perform his puppy blending for him."
Posted by: Beo at April 30, 2004 06:30 PMOh man, I hadn't noticed Sandor beat me to it. YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!
Posted by: Beo at April 30, 2004 06:31 PMMonkey:
"Cute little puppy"
Puppy:
"What was it my uncle Chomps said was the best way to kill a monkey?"
Posted by: Peter at April 30, 2004 06:35 PMSorry Rover, PETA says I have to.
Posted by: Mikey at April 30, 2004 06:42 PMWhy do I think, "Chinese Food" when I look at this picture?
Posted by: rockynoggin at April 30, 2004 06:45 PM"I've got you, my precious."
Posted by: aelfheld at April 30, 2004 06:59 PM"I'll get you Rummy, and you're little dog, too."
Posted by: Blake Hitchcock at April 30, 2004 07:03 PMEh. I'm gonna pay for a lot of things. Take a number.
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Chorus...And they called it Puppy Love...
Posted by: Rightwingsoldier at April 30, 2004 07:17 PMChomps, Do you like it when a Monkey grabs your leg and rubs up and down?
Posted by: rightwingsoldier at April 30, 2004 07:18 PMNOW who's a filthy monkey, Huh? Tell me who! BEEYOTCH!
Posted by: Space Monkey at April 30, 2004 07:26 PM"So, Frank, are you still having that recurring dream we discussed last week?"
Posted by: Paleo at April 30, 2004 07:36 PM"If it please the court, I'd like Timmy to use the dog and monkey to show us exactly what went on in the Michael Jackson household on that evening."
Posted by: Paleo at April 30, 2004 07:59 PMCHIMP: Who's got jungle fever? ... I've got jungle fever!
Posted by: Dan at April 30, 2004 08:31 PM"Nothing can stay awake after my Super Ninja Chimp Lock!"
Posted by: Morphius Kane at April 30, 2004 08:40 PMThe Limey on his day off.
Posted by: Uber-Fascist at April 30, 2004 09:19 PMPaleo: nasty! And one of the front-runners too, I think...
Posted by: Beo at April 30, 2004 09:22 PM"Now stop looking cute and friendly! I'm John Kerry, and you're my Bush-eating attack dog, not some hippie protester."
Posted by: Max at April 30, 2004 09:35 PM"When your only other options are to be hugged by a hippie, a commie, or a ninja, choose the prepubescent monkey every time."
Posted by: Vitamin Tom at April 30, 2004 09:56 PMFrank J. must extact the puppy from the clutches of the monkey, without touching the simian beast, using only a flimsy pair of tweezers and a bathroom plunger...tonight on Fear Factor.
Posted by: Vitamin Tom at April 30, 2004 09:59 PMDespite intense therapy, Rover remained unable to get the monkey off his back.
Posted by: Nick at April 30, 2004 10:07 PMPuppy: "Boy, I sure hope that a banana in his pocket!"
Posted by: Maikeru at April 30, 2004 10:33 PMPuppy: Has Glenn found out about us yet?
Monkey: No, has Frank?
"Think of the children"
Posted by: Monster Kabasue at April 30, 2004 11:35 PMThe not-so-well known fourth monkey of the series:
See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil . . . Rear Entry Beastiality Rape No Evil
Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:17 AMA picture taken approximately 0.27 seconds before all hell broke loose in the animal research lab.
Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:21 AMStop your whimpering! We've killed Frank and there's no going back now. What's done is done. Now go grab me those tableclothes while I get the shovel and lime ready.
Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:26 AMLeaving no contingency unaccounted for, al Qaeda kidnappers bring along the "al-Aqsa Monkey Brigade" to secure the infidels' pets.
Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:30 AMMore raunchy photos from wild nights at Qusay Hussein's pleasure palace.
Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:33 AMWinners of IMAO's Official John and Teresa Heinz-Kerry Look-a-Like contest.
Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:36 AM"Kiki, am I still your bitch?"
Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:37 AMA typical day in the life in the Animal Control Unit of the Ozwald State Penitentiary
Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:41 AM"Don't worry, ptsnoop. We'll make to Crashdrive someday"
"Sure we will, Mshta. Sure we will..."
Cheese eating surrender what?
I dare you to say that again Alpo breath.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at May 1, 2004 01:47 AMopening act at the donkey show
is that billy bob thornton in the background? he really seems to be enjoying the show
Posted by: mt in big D at May 1, 2004 01:51 AM"Michael Corrleone says hello, mutt!"
Posted by: Steve the Llamabutcher at May 1, 2004 02:16 AM"Sweetheart, let's go to San Fransisco. If Rosy can do it we can too. Don't worry about your mother. She's an intolernat bitch anyway"
Posted by: DonnaW at May 1, 2004 03:32 AMImage copied from the NAMPLA website (North American Monkey/Puppy Love Association)
Posted by: DonnaW at May 1, 2004 03:34 AM
We have our entry photoshopped over at http://www.llamabutchers.blogspot.com
Let's just say it involves pictures of Frank J., Glenn Reynolds, and David Hasselhoff....
Tagline: Why love is a bitch
Posted by: Steve the Llamabutcher at May 1, 2004 04:32 AMBubbles and Chomps have a groovy kind of love.
Posted by: Sir Not Appearing in this Blog at May 1, 2004 04:57 AMyou guys are killing me.
For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
I really want to fling some poo, but I'm all out. Can I fling some of your poo?
Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 06:17 AM". . . And that, son, is how Chinese people are made."
Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 06:22 AMAlthough Chomps was in heavy denial about his milk bone abuse, all his friends could tell that he was addicted and needed help.
Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 07:05 AM"Monkeys continue their assault on humanity by trying to suborn man's best friend"
Puddle Pirate has my vote.
"I saved him from the Evil Glen's Deep Fryer, and nobody is going to take him again!"
Posted by: Paul Stinchfield at May 1, 2004 05:55 PMI know how you feel, I saw the Quizno's commercial too...
Posted by: adamthemadman at May 1, 2004 08:51 PMmonkey;is that your tail? puppy;no that's my bone!!
Posted by: jon at May 1, 2004 10:58 PMProfessional Wrestling moves to the Discovery Channel
Posted by: Kyle at May 2, 2004 06:39 AM"Your mongrel technique is very strong, but still, my Monkey Style is best!"
Posted by: Papa Rod at May 2, 2004 05:23 PM"Your mongrel technique is very strong, but still, my Monkey Style is best!"
Posted by: Papa Rod at May 2, 2004 05:29 PM"You ate my rubber duckie?"
"No!"
"Yes! I can hear it squeaking!"
Posted by: rockynoggin at May 2, 2004 08:05 PMRelax. Of course I'm clean. Nah, we don't need to get tested. You don't see a green tail, do you?
Alt: Can you smell, what the rock monkey's been cookin'?
Posted by: Al Maviva at May 2, 2004 09:53 PM"Don't fret Buddy, I thought Hillary was a lousey fuck too."
Posted by: Capt. Craig Furlong at May 3, 2004 01:55 PM