April 30, 2004

Caption Contest

For lack of material, let's have a Caption Contest!

monkey_dog.jpg

Leave your caption in the comments and I'll pick a winner designate a judge Monday.

***Caption Contest Closed. The Judge has made his decision.

Posted by Jennifer at April 30, 2004 04:48 PM
Comments

Alright, Frank!

Apologize to Michael Moore or Chomps gets it!

Posted by: El Jefe at April 30, 2004 05:15 PM

That love which dare not speak its name

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 30, 2004 05:18 PM

Heh. I'm not even going to try and compete with that, Dave. Good one.


S

Posted by: sandor at the zoo at April 30, 2004 05:49 PM

"That's OK puppy, not everyone can be a democrat like me."

OR

"If this hippy doesn't let go of me I am going to rip his peace loving face off!"

Posted by: Tony the Great at April 30, 2004 05:51 PM

Except for this: Ee! Ee! I have him Glen! Bring the blender! Ee! Ee!


S

Posted by: sandor at the zoo at April 30, 2004 05:51 PM

You haven't had lovin'
Til you've had
Wild Freaky Monkey Lovin'!

Posted by: L. C. Red Ruffansore at April 30, 2004 05:51 PM

"Dispute over Iraq war turns violent..."

Posted by: Morty at April 30, 2004 05:56 PM

..."And the camera to capture Glenn's expression is hidden here..."

Posted by: Nony Mouse at April 30, 2004 05:57 PM

Mrs. Simi Ann was unprepared for the day that Cain Ine's biological mother came to reclaim him.

(nope, can't beat Dave)

Posted by: Cap'n Yoaz at April 30, 2004 06:00 PM

John Kerry embraces his wife, ketchup heiress Teresa Heinz.

Posted by: Miranda at April 30, 2004 06:00 PM

"I'm Your Father Luke"

Posted by: Robert at April 30, 2004 06:03 PM

"Nice tits."

Posted by: Powder Puff at April 30, 2004 06:13 PM

"I can't hold him forever, Glenn! Get that blender plugged in!!"

Posted by: Puddle Pirate at April 30, 2004 06:13 PM

A tennessean tree monkey prepares his masters dinner.

Posted by: jason at April 30, 2004 06:19 PM

"Sign zee papers, Fido."

Posted by: Lord Worfin at April 30, 2004 06:26 PM

"It's ok Bobby, they know that Kerry is a crappy candidate too, and we will have Dean back soon, just hang in there little buddy"

Posted by: Conservative_D at April 30, 2004 06:26 PM

REUTERS-- Insurgent monkey demands the immediate withdrawal of all puppies from Iraq.

Posted by: Ty Erd at April 30, 2004 06:27 PM

"Now Glenn is having his simian minions perform his puppy blending for him."

Posted by: Beo at April 30, 2004 06:30 PM

Oh man, I hadn't noticed Sandor beat me to it. YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!

Posted by: Beo at April 30, 2004 06:31 PM

Monkey:

"Cute little puppy"

Puppy:

"What was it my uncle Chomps said was the best way to kill a monkey?"

Posted by: Peter at April 30, 2004 06:35 PM

Sorry Rover, PETA says I have to.

Posted by: Mikey at April 30, 2004 06:42 PM

Why do I think, "Chinese Food" when I look at this picture?

Posted by: rockynoggin at April 30, 2004 06:45 PM

"I've got you, my precious."

Posted by: aelfheld at April 30, 2004 06:59 PM

"I'll get you Rummy, and you're little dog, too."

Posted by: Blake Hitchcock at April 30, 2004 07:03 PM

Eh. I'm gonna pay for a lot of things. Take a number.


S

Posted by: sandor at the zoo at April 30, 2004 07:14 PM

Chorus...And they called it Puppy Love...

Posted by: Rightwingsoldier at April 30, 2004 07:17 PM

Chomps, Do you like it when a Monkey grabs your leg and rubs up and down?

Posted by: rightwingsoldier at April 30, 2004 07:18 PM

NOW who's a filthy monkey, Huh? Tell me who! BEEYOTCH!

Posted by: Space Monkey at April 30, 2004 07:26 PM

"So, Frank, are you still having that recurring dream we discussed last week?"

Posted by: Paleo at April 30, 2004 07:36 PM

"If it please the court, I'd like Timmy to use the dog and monkey to show us exactly what went on in the Michael Jackson household on that evening."

Posted by: Paleo at April 30, 2004 07:59 PM

CHIMP: Who's got jungle fever? ... I've got jungle fever!

Posted by: Dan at April 30, 2004 08:31 PM

"Nothing can stay awake after my Super Ninja Chimp Lock!"

Posted by: Morphius Kane at April 30, 2004 08:40 PM

The Limey on his day off.

Posted by: Uber-Fascist at April 30, 2004 09:19 PM

Paleo: nasty! And one of the front-runners too, I think...

Posted by: Beo at April 30, 2004 09:22 PM

"Now stop looking cute and friendly! I'm John Kerry, and you're my Bush-eating attack dog, not some hippie protester."

Posted by: Max at April 30, 2004 09:35 PM

"When your only other options are to be hugged by a hippie, a commie, or a ninja, choose the prepubescent monkey every time."

Posted by: Vitamin Tom at April 30, 2004 09:56 PM

Frank J. must extact the puppy from the clutches of the monkey, without touching the simian beast, using only a flimsy pair of tweezers and a bathroom plunger...tonight on Fear Factor.

Posted by: Vitamin Tom at April 30, 2004 09:59 PM

Despite intense therapy, Rover remained unable to get the monkey off his back.

Posted by: Nick at April 30, 2004 10:07 PM

Puppy: "Boy, I sure hope that a banana in his pocket!"

Posted by: Maikeru at April 30, 2004 10:33 PM

Puppy: Has Glenn found out about us yet?
Monkey: No, has Frank?

Posted by: salomeh at April 30, 2004 10:59 PM

"Think of the children"

Posted by: Monster Kabasue at April 30, 2004 11:35 PM

The not-so-well known fourth monkey of the series:

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil . . . Rear Entry Beastiality Rape No Evil

Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:17 AM

A picture taken approximately 0.27 seconds before all hell broke loose in the animal research lab.

Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:21 AM

Stop your whimpering! We've killed Frank and there's no going back now. What's done is done. Now go grab me those tableclothes while I get the shovel and lime ready.

Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:26 AM

Leaving no contingency unaccounted for, al Qaeda kidnappers bring along the "al-Aqsa Monkey Brigade" to secure the infidels' pets.

Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:30 AM

More raunchy photos from wild nights at Qusay Hussein's pleasure palace.

Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:33 AM

Winners of IMAO's Official John and Teresa Heinz-Kerry Look-a-Like contest.

Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:36 AM

"Kiki, am I still your bitch?"

Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:37 AM

A typical day in the life in the Animal Control Unit of the Ozwald State Penitentiary

Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 12:41 AM

"Is it safe?"


Howard, No. 3 is awesome.

Posted by: Curtis the Marine at May 1, 2004 01:14 AM

"Don't worry, ptsnoop. We'll make to Crashdrive someday"
"Sure we will, Mshta. Sure we will..."

Posted by: Tuning Spork at May 1, 2004 01:36 AM

Cheese eating surrender what?

I dare you to say that again Alpo breath.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at May 1, 2004 01:47 AM

opening act at the donkey show

is that billy bob thornton in the background? he really seems to be enjoying the show

Posted by: mt in big D at May 1, 2004 01:51 AM

"Michael Corrleone says hello, mutt!"

Posted by: Steve the Llamabutcher at May 1, 2004 02:16 AM

"Sweetheart, let's go to San Fransisco. If Rosy can do it we can too. Don't worry about your mother. She's an intolernat bitch anyway"

Posted by: DonnaW at May 1, 2004 03:32 AM

Image copied from the NAMPLA website (North American Monkey/Puppy Love Association)

Posted by: DonnaW at May 1, 2004 03:34 AM


Posted by: Steve the Llamabutcher at May 1, 2004 04:29 AM

We have our entry photoshopped over at http://www.llamabutchers.blogspot.com


Let's just say it involves pictures of Frank J., Glenn Reynolds, and David Hasselhoff....

Tagline: Why love is a bitch

Posted by: Steve the Llamabutcher at May 1, 2004 04:32 AM

Bubbles and Chomps have a groovy kind of love.

Posted by: Sir Not Appearing in this Blog at May 1, 2004 04:57 AM

you guys are killing me.


For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 1, 2004 05:57 AM

I really want to fling some poo, but I'm all out. Can I fling some of your poo?

Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 06:17 AM

". . . And that, son, is how Chinese people are made."

Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 06:22 AM

Although Chomps was in heavy denial about his milk bone abuse, all his friends could tell that he was addicted and needed help.

Posted by: Howard Roark at May 1, 2004 07:05 AM

"Monkeys continue their assault on humanity by trying to suborn man's best friend"


Puddle Pirate has my vote.

Posted by: Veeshir at May 1, 2004 01:38 PM

"I saved him from the Evil Glen's Deep Fryer, and nobody is going to take him again!"

Posted by: Paul Stinchfield at May 1, 2004 05:55 PM

I know how you feel, I saw the Quizno's commercial too...

Posted by: adamthemadman at May 1, 2004 08:51 PM

monkey;is that your tail? puppy;no that's my bone!!

Posted by: jon at May 1, 2004 10:58 PM

Professional Wrestling moves to the Discovery Channel

Posted by: Kyle at May 2, 2004 06:39 AM

"Your mongrel technique is very strong, but still, my Monkey Style is best!"

Posted by: Papa Rod at May 2, 2004 05:23 PM

"Your mongrel technique is very strong, but still, my Monkey Style is best!"

Posted by: Papa Rod at May 2, 2004 05:29 PM

"You ate my rubber duckie?"

"No!"

"Yes! I can hear it squeaking!"

Posted by: rockynoggin at May 2, 2004 08:05 PM

Relax. Of course I'm clean. Nah, we don't need to get tested. You don't see a green tail, do you?

Alt: Can you smell, what the rock monkey's been cookin'?

Posted by: Al Maviva at May 2, 2004 09:53 PM

"Don't fret Buddy, I thought Hillary was a lousey fuck too."

Posted by: Capt. Craig Furlong at May 3, 2004 01:55 PM