July 08, 2004
Why Frank is avoiding Chicago
No, it's not because Sassy Jen is a big fan of all sports teams from said toddlin' town. It's because the chimps at the Lincoln Park Zoo are armed:
At the zoo's new Regenstein Center for African Apes, chimpanzees can touch a panel hidden from public view that will shoot harmless bursts of air at unsuspecting visitors.
OK, so they're only armed with air guns, but still. Why take chances?
Stay away, Frank!
Posted by Victor at July 8, 2004 06:30 PMComments
I thought Frank stayed away from Chicago because Mr. Green was stalking him...
Posted by: Blackfive at July 8, 2004 11:32 PMWell, Blackfive, there's that, too.
Posted by: Victor at July 9, 2004 12:41 PM