June 29, 2004

Just Asking

If Mike Tyson is homeless, does that mean we can expect Glenn Reynolds to kill him?

Posted by Jennifer at 09:29 PM | Comments (1)

June 17, 2004

Caption Contest III

I couldn't resist this one.


Leave your caption in the comments and a winner will be selected Monday...assuming there are any entries.

Posted by Jennifer at 06:39 PM | Comments (5)

June 16, 2004

Frank Was Right

Coconuts don't kill people--monkeys kill people.

There are, however, two cases of monkeys killing people by throwing things. Both happened in Malaysia, at the hands of macaques who'd been trained to fetch coconuts, but who protested their forced servitude by hurling them instead.

Imagine the bloodshed if cats had opposable thumbs.

Posted by Jennifer at 07:56 PM | Comments (0)

June 15, 2004

Help Needed

Sgt. Hook needs your help!

Just about every flight engineer and crew chief has noticed over the course of flying across this place called Afghanistan these past months that a large percentage of the children have no shoes to wear and of course, almost all of the girls are shoeless.

Enter Operation Shoe Fly:

If you can collect the shoes, used or new, boys' and girls' (age 14 and under), and send them to me, my crewdogs and I will fly them out to the Afghani kids who so desperately need them.

Please send your shoes to:

Operation Shoe Fly
B Co, 214th Aviation Regiment
Bagram, Afghanistan
APO AE 09354-9998

Posted by Jennifer at 03:34 PM | Comments (0)

June 04, 2004

June 01, 2004

Maybe they should give them Internet access

I am sure that these Gorillas would read IMAO if they had access.

The gorillas have shown some signs of stress since being kept away from the public. Zoo officials have come up with some creative ways, including television, to keep the gorillas entertained.

Posted by Pete at 12:35 AM | Comments (0)