May 27, 2004

One-quarter century

You have one week to buy gifts for Frank's birthday.

June 4th--next Friday--he'll be 25 years old.

Celebrate with a Nuke the Moon t-shirt.

Posted by Jennifer at 09:21 PM | Comments (0)

May 25, 2004

Wanted: Actual Content

Want to spend a few minutes every day worshipping Frank?

How about making fun of him?

We're flexible.

If you'd like to contribute to this site, please e-mail me at jenlars-at-hotmail-dot-com.

Posted by Jennifer at 05:14 PM | Comments (1)

May 13, 2004

The Good Guys

Read how Operation Smile is helping an Iraqi girl and how you can help.

Posted by Jennifer at 04:53 PM | Comments (0)

May 07, 2004

Caption Contest II


Please leave your caption in the comments. A winner will be chosen Monday.

Posted by Jennifer at 04:53 PM | Comments (19)

May 05, 2004

The End

Capitalists celebrating the death of The Limey

Rest in Peace, you Limey freak.

Posted by Jennifer at 08:43 PM | Comments (1)

War Clarification

Displeased with the caption contest results, Steve declared war. I think it was on Frank, but that's unacceptable.

If anyone's going to declare war on Frank, it's me.

And that Frank=French thing? It's been done.

Posted by Jennifer at 02:47 PM | Comments (0)

May 04, 2004


It seems we are at war.

Don't make me turn you into a contributor, Steve!

Posted by Jennifer at 09:25 PM | Comments (2)

May 03, 2004

"I'm Frank J. ..."

"...and I approve this commercial."

Hat-tip to The In DC Journal.

Posted by Victor at 09:06 PM | Comments (1)

Caption Contest Results

A big thanks to Daniel for judging the contest. Here are the results:

Honorable mention: Llama Butchers' Photo-Shop entry.

Third place: Cheese eating surrender what?

I dare you to say that again Alpo breath. submitted by Stephen Macklin.

Second place: "If it please the court, I'd like Timmy to use the dog and monkey to show us exactly what went on in the Michael Jackson household on that evening." submitted by Paleo.

And the Winner is: That love which dare not speak its name submitted by Dave in Texas.

Congratulations, Dave!

Posted by Jennifer at 05:50 PM | Comments (2)