One-quarter century

You have one week to buy gifts for Frank's birthday.

June 4th--next Friday--he'll be 25 years old.

Celebrate with a Nuke the Moon t-shirt.

Wanted: Actual Content

Want to spend a few minutes every day worshipping Frank?

How about making fun of him?

We're flexible.

If you'd like to contribute to this site, please e-mail me at jenlars-at-hotmail-dot-com.

The Good Guys

Read how Operation Smile is helping an Iraqi girl and how you can help.

Caption Contest II

Please leave your caption in the comments. A winner will be chosen Monday.

The End

Rest in Peace, you Limey freak.

War Clarification

Displeased with the caption contest results, Steve declared war. I think it was on Frank, but that's unacceptable.

If anyone's going to declare war on Frank, it's me.

And that Frank=French thing? It's been done.

War!

It seems we are at war.

Don't make me turn you into a contributor, Steve!

"I'm Frank J. ..."

"...and I approve this commercial."

Hat-tip to The In DC Journal.

Caption Contest Results

A big thanks to Daniel for judging the contest. Here are the results:

Honorable mention: Llama Butchers' Photo-Shop entry.

Third place: Cheese eating surrender what?

I dare you to say that again Alpo breath. submitted by Stephen Macklin.

Second place: "If it please the court, I'd like Timmy to use the dog and monkey to show us exactly what went on in the Michael Jackson household on that evening." submitted by Paleo.

And the Winner is: That love which dare not speak its name submitted by Dave in Texas.

Congratulations, Dave!